you have no wish; you will burn the fiery pits of Hell with fury of a thousand burning quasars' energy pushing down on your pathetic figure you call a skeletal body.
I wish could take over blizzard and adopt ideas from private servers...
like being free yet awesome? Wish granted but you find out it's not up to you, it's the developers that decide what happens, you just sign the bits of paper.
I wish I was head of blizzards design team so I could make things happen.
Wish granted but you get locked in time at the bathroom with a drunk 90 year old man who calls you Dorathy for 10 year then dies and rots away! Muhahahahaha!!!
I wish I didn't have to take that strange test Monday....